So this is our home until they forcibly remove me from the country, it’s small (11ft long) but it’s perfect for us. It’s got pretty much everything we need including a TV so we can get hopelessly addicted to the Aussie Big Brother, a gas stove so Emma can cook and I can stand behind her poking stuff and generally getting in the way, a fridge to keep the beer healthy veg and skimmed milk cool and plenty of storage yet still only just enough space to house all my Stuff.
And yes, it has net curtains.
Stop laughing. We need them for privacy.
And no more embarrassing yellow scooters for us, we now have a car.
Whilst it is a Ford Falcon it’s a sedan and therefore not exactly like the one they used in Wolf Creek. So that’s comforting then.
Ford Falcon: $2600Car Insurance: $476Caravan: $3000Feeding The Waste Pipe Into The Tent Of The Scousers Next Door: Priceless*
*No we haven’t, but how tempting?
Provided I'm harnessed to a safety rope and there's a team of trained professionals on hand to make sure I don't fall off.