Wonders Never Cease

People had stopped referring to my car as the Falcon and had begun calling it The Car Over There That Needs A Wash. I'm currently semi-gainfully employed by The Rock Tour, they pay me to wash buses which gives me access to all kinds of exciting things such as Buckets, Hoses and Brushes.

Here are some fun and interesting facts I discovered after scraping months of dirt off it.

1. My car is blue.
2. You can see through windows.
3. Mirrors reflect.
4. Locust guts should be removed immediately in order to prevent them from becoming a permanent feature.
5. Red dust really doesn't Add Character.
6. Detailing a car that has seen 100s kms of unsealed roads with all the windows down since its last clean is fucking boring and will never get finished.

written by

Koala Bear on September 13, 2007 from Alice Springs, Australia

from the travel blog: Sod Off Great Big Mission Round Oz

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