However this may have some severe implications for my hair, more specifically the back of it. Whilst mullets were outlawed in 1994 in most parts of the world, in New Zealand they're practically fucking compulsory and not those allegedly trendy Toni & Guy mullets either, more like those rat tail efforts so popular with rednecks and Australians circa 1989.

My hair has mulletous tendencies as it is, I spent years abusing it with peroxide and product and now it spends its time plotting a terrifyng revenge. Every now and then the back of it makes a break for it and tries to outgrow the top. I usually manage to catch it in time once I notice the horrified stares of bystanders but as mullets are as common place as sheep over here and even regarded as (shudders) acceptable my early warning system may fail me.

Hmm. I may need to invest in some hats.

written by  Koala Bear on December 3, 2008 from Auckland, New Zealand
from the travel blog: Tiny Little NZ Road Trip
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mullets all the way !! rawrrr \m/

written by  Tittieana on December 3, 2008

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Where's ur mullet then?

written by  Koala Bear on December 3, 2008

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I think that photographic evidence of said mullet (pronounced moolay) is required before investment of hats is required. Could be some trendy trendoid mullet (again moolay) but who are we to judge? ;} Cough up Claire.

written by  Sasasaurus on December 10, 2008

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Its too scary to show on Blogabond, I dont think its ready for that kinda horror. I think its only a moolay when its a trendy one init? Apart from that its a plain old mullet and a good, hard mocking from your peers :p

written by  Koala Bear on December 10, 2008

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