Hi guys, missing up heaps! Glad you...

Hi guys, missing up heaps! Glad you made it safely to Bangkok. Be mindful of local laws and customs such as the lèse-majesté law particularly when you have a king called Bhumibol. Funny, yes, but could land you in jail! Reminds me of a story: many years ago, at a grand reception, the British Foreign Secretary George Brown tottered up to a figure resplendent in a fetching purple frock, and slurringly asked for a dance. She turned him down with the response: “First, you are drunk. Second, this is not a waltz, it is the Peruvian national anthem. And third, I am not a woman, I am the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.” ;-) Azeem

Heading South?