You obviously know perfectly well...

You obviously know perfectly well the impact that your last few words had on your mother, Ollie. It took some time to get her down from the ceiling and accept the logic that if anything nasty had happened, you would be unlikely to be able to be so blase about it so soon after the event!! While I wait with some baited breath for the denouement, I doubt if it will be as awful as the vicious treatment handed out by the officials who spotted that you and Angela were dangerous undercover eco-terrorists determined to undermine the NZ eco-system with a deceptively innocuous jar of honey. I confess I am looking forward to our visit to NZ rather less than I was and willl have to make sure that I have thoroughly read all the small print of the warnings as well as checked our baggage for anything that could be deemed contraband by determined beaurocrats. Is this the famous NZ hospitality? I guess we'll find out soon enough....

Heading South?