You, first and favorite, are a hoot! Enjoyed your "Chef's Son" commentary immensely! I have heard tell that one and only Chinese children, as precocious and charming as they may appear to be at first glance, are terribly spoiled and badly behaved. Your Story seems to support this nasty little rumor. Luckily, my one and only daughter is not spoiled in the least, and she is utterly charming and delightful and well-behaved, from all accounts...........
By the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, most beloved and honorable First Daughter!!!!!!
XOXOXOYo mama