Jodhpur is a town that sprung up on an old trade route, and is dominated by an impressive fort that looms over it on a big hill. The Indians love their forts. In fact, given that they're so heavily fortified, it's surprising that the British were able to just waltz in and take over in the 1600s. It wasn't even the British military, but the East India Company, a commercial trading company. "Right chaps, surrender your independence or we'll, erm, audit you."

Jaisalmer tomorrow, and you've guessed it, another fort. But also some camel trekking in the desert. A chance to live out the Arabian Nights fantasy that I, er, never had. And also a chance to see how effective the ciprofloxacin is on the 5 hour bus ride!

written by  phileasdogg on September 15, 2008 from Jodhpur, India
from the travel blog: Planes, Trains & Taxiwallahs
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Here's how a typical conversation with an autorickshaw driver goes...

Me: I'd like to go to (insert place).
Driver: Sure.
Me: How much?
Driver: 100 rupees.
Me (looking shocked): That's ridiculous, it's only just down the road. I'll give you 40.
Driver (looking shocked): (Insert elaborate story about how it looks short on a map but is actually much further than that, followed by) I'll take 80.
Me: 50. Final offer.
Driver: No. Is too cheap.
Me: (Start to walk away)
Driver: OK, 50.

It's OK the first two or three times, but gets a bit tedious after that. It's tempting to just pay what they want as it's sod-all in pounds, but other Indians say we shouldn't do that, because it means they'll hike their rates for everyone else. So the pantomime goes on.

Anyway, stayed an extra night in the comparative calm of Agra and got an early (6am) train to Jaipur this morning. The train actually departed at 7am which counts as on time in India. Jaipur is pretty similar to Delhi in noise and smell terms but the Old City is a bit more interesting and attractive. But I'm getting a bit bored of cities now, so looking forward to getting out to the desert of Jaisalmer and the lakes of Mt Abu and Udaipur over the next week or so.

I saw a coming together of two buses this afternoon, nothing serious just a bit of a crunch that blocked the road. 3 Indians all tugged excitedly on my shirt saying "Accident, accident". I replied to one that I imagined that was a fairly regular occurrence and he just looked back, slightly aghast, and said "No. Roads very safe in India." I beg to differ, but didn't like to hurt his feelings any more.

Accommodation is getting increasingly luxurious. The place I'm in tonight has soap, towels and, shock horror, bog roll. The rate I'm going I'll have an Elizabeth Shaw mint on my pillow by Mumbai.

Jodhpur tomorrow.

written by  phileasdogg on September 13, 2008 from Jaipur, India
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Caught the train from Delhi to Agra on the Kerala Express this morning which takes about 3 hours. It seems every train is a Something Express, but there's nothing very express about them - you can tell it was the British who set up their rail infrastructure. But it was a good journey on old 1930s rolling stock with the 4-berth cabins that turn into bunks at night. I felt like I was in Brief Encounter.

Agra is altogether more relaxing than Delhi (although New York would be more relaxing than Delhi). Fewer cows, fewer scam merchants, less beeping etc. And the accommodation is a whole lot better too - I've even got my own private bathroom here. Ambassador, you really spoiling us.

Now all beautiful things never look as good in photos as they do in real life, and the Taj Mahal is no exception. It is truly spectacular. The first thing that hits you is the colour - Bright white marble against a backdrop of pure blue sky. Then it's the setting, on the bank of the River Yamana, in beautifully landscaped gardens, with very little noise, in stark contrast to Delhi. Then you wonder how the hell they managed to build something like that in the 1630s. Shucks, I'm gushing. But it is magnificent, all the better for the absence of a sulky Diana in the foreground.

And then sundowners on a rooftop restaurant overlooking it this evening. All very pleasant, until the rains came. Off to see Agra Fort in the morning, then it's a train to Jaipur later in the day.

The taxi ride from the airport was a bit of a nerve-jangler to start things off. Think the driver was auditioning for the role of Keanu Reeves in Speed 3: Taxi Suicide. The most surreal bit was when he started to dismantle the steering wheel while driving down a busy street at about 50mph. He was trying to get the horn to work (almost as essential a part of the car as the steering wheel in India).

Anyway, he got me to my luxury accommodation. When I say luxury, I mean it had a flushing toilet. And that's about it. Although I did push the boat out and fork out an extra 2 quid (can't find pound sign) a night for aircon. Oh, the profligacy.

In India, white face = cash register. Everyone wants to be your friend. And polite refusals don't work. Someone told me the Urdu for "go away" yesterday, but I forgot it. It's a more vital phrase than Hello, Goodbye, Yes or No. Must find out what it is again. Might also try to find out what the more persuasive alternative means too in case of emergency.

But anyway, in spite of all that, I'm not really feeling particularly stressed. Must be mellowing in my old age. There's a lot of pestering but I haven't felt remotely threatened. And early experience of the food is encouraging too. A) it's staying down, and b) it tastes pretty good too.

So I've done a few of the tourist spots and completed my Indian initiation over the past couple of days. Tomorrow it's on to the Temple of Love. That's not 160 Holland Road, it's Agra, and the Taj Mahal.

From Delhi, with love.