No really, they're lethal.
Just because the little man is green it doesn't mean you won't get mown down by a vehicle turning in from the side.

Haven't got anything more interesting to say right now as I was brutally force fed large quantities of alcohol for the first two nights we were here and the clubs don't close until five.

I'll be back once my brain cells have regenerated but despite the perpetual double vision and slurring I've been pondering the following; There is a noticeable lack of beggars in Brisbane and a disproportionate amount of kebab shops.

Coincidence?