“Hey baby”, I said, “go do some funny pose there and I will take your picture”
The wife said, “Aiyoh… so paiseh. Okay, you count, and I’ll quickly do a pose. Once.”
And I agreed.
“One… two… three!” I counted, she posed and I snapped the shot.
“Umm… baby, what the hell pose was that?”
“I was drinking from his water bottle.”
Incredulous stare. “Water bottle?!”
“Ya… “, and she turned around and noticed Bart holding the same thing in his hand… the same spray can of paint!
You could see the gears turning in her head... should she pretend that she knew it was a can of spray paint all along and was just "testing" me? Nahh.... I obviously could not be fooled by now!
After laughing my posterior off, I finally got a proper shot – of the wife sulking.
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