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Coasting Along

Los Angeles, United States


When in Six Flags Magic Mountain, it's perfectly okay to:

(1) Drool while riding a coaster. How can you NOT when you're dangling horizontally facedown on the Tatsu?

(2) Claw onto your other half with a death grip... with the very same hand you used to wipe the drool off your cheek.

(3) Take every opportunity to hone that unique signature Whimper-Sob-Scream combo war-cry on every ride.

(4) Starve yourself and refuse to eat anything until you've completed all the rides. Or at least the Maximum Thrill ones.

(5) Make a return trip to the park JUST to queue up for 2 hours to ride on the X2. Because it IS that awesome.

(6) Go on each ride a second time - just so that camera can capture a photo of you with your eyes OPEN this time. Search excitedly for the photo and then refuse to pay USD10 for it.

(7) Be clueless and pick a Maximum Thrill ride called the Goliath for your virgin Six Flags ride. Just cos it's located nearest to the park entrance. SUCKER.

(8) Sit out on the spinning non-coaster rides. Cos it's these seemingly harmless rides that make you really REALLY sick.

(9) Beg your partner to please please pleeeeaaase help scratch that itch on your elbow - you can't reach certain parts of your body while being strapped in a harness.

(10) Fervently wish that all your friends and family could be here with you breathing in the happy gas and having loads of fun together.

And onwards to conquer the rest of the Six Flags parks within this season!

YL

  • * Special shoutout to a few of my colleagues who had the foresight to buy me a season pass. You know who you are! Thanks muchly! ;) **


  • DC


    permalink written by  DanYilin on April 2, 2009 from Los Angeles, United States
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    Yoz,
    glad the pass is good. Enjoy all the rides and take those famous rides a few more times, for me :p
    LT


    Hope you took my advice and stole some vomit bags from your Cathay Pacific flight!
    Enjoying reading all your news :o))
    Phil

    permalink written by  Lynn Thio on April 4, 2009

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