where did all the 17 year olds come from?!?!?!?

kat is how small?

you know we belong together....

byron bay beach and mountainy ness (and the fucking schoolies)

hostel bar byron

byron bay walk up to lighthouse

lynds on a beach (with newly grown beer chin)

wategos bay, byron

me and lynds as east as you get in oz

so we had high hopes for byron... sexy, chilled out little bay of semi hippies that we could live up red carpet tour but no!!!! no i'ts full of schoolies who are running a muck stopping us from getting to the bar and we (i especially are literally loosing myself in the crouds of them due to height deficiency.

bay is beautiful though and we did mamoth trek to light house which proudly had 1901 written on it. impressive till lynds realised that her house is older view was another of those post card ones that we are near immune to now.

hostel is no where hear aussitels brilliance for a start we have one bathroom to share and two german girls spend there whole time in there. and if they're not in there they're trying to get in there.... hmmm.... sounds nothing like germans.

has cool bars that me and lynds have been asserting ourselves in. usually in very embarrassing (but stylish of course) dancing on tables and drinking much of the all too flowing beer that has become regular fixture in diet.

atleast i came home each night and have complete memories. names will not be said but it's kat typing before slander is cast onto the innocent.

found awesome live band as well at a bar called the rails but were too late to hear it all but just in time to hear absolute gem of a line from a schoolie when were caught with no where to run at the bar....

"i'm not having the best time cos i have a girlfriend. just thought i should say that incase you thought i was being a sexual predator"

lynds did usual laughing in someones' face so not choke on beer... i did a quite blatant looking up and down of the prepubesant squirrel features next to me and sigh of you poor deranged little boy. needless to say he sloped off....

and so at a total loss of what to do surrounded by the deviant rich kids we went on mamoth bar crawl so as to dilute the pain oh being surrounded by the same ones for too long, hitting any and i think most drinking establishments in byron... was very healthy and i think my dad will be proud.

so we're moving on to somewhere... but first need a shower so will need an army the size africa to remove greta and gunter features from bathroom or will stay with schoolies forever..... no!!!!!!!!!!!

written by  lynds-n-kat on November 21, 2006 from Byron Bay, Australia
from the travel blog: Lynds and Kats red-carpet-tour of Australia
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