joke of the day.....

a koala was sitting up a tree, enjoying the day and smoking a joint, when along comes a lizard through the bush..
lizard (very surprised at seeing a koala smoking a joint): alright mate....howzit going? yous got any water??
koala: nah mate, but i reckon you'll find some over that way eh? (pointing through the bush)

so off trundles the lizard into the bush, and within five minutes he finds a creek with a croc chilling on the bank

lizard: awwwwwwwwwesome. some water. y'alright mate (to the croc). howzit going?? mate, you'd never guess what i just see back there. theres a fucking koala mate. up a tree mate, smoking a joint.
croc: no fucking way mate
lizard: way mate.

the croc reluctantly wanders off into the bush to see if this could possibly be true, and soon enough stumbles upon the stoner koala in the tree smoking a joint.
croc: maaaaate, is that a joint yoou got yourself up there?
koala: FUCK ME MATE, how much water did you drink???????

written by

lynds-n-kat on December 15, 2006 from Airlie Beach, Austria

from the travel blog: Lynds and Kats red-carpet-tour of Australia

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