we need more blogs and photos. cant believe its going to be the first christmas apart which is well weird.

hate to be the bringer of bad news but things have gotten so bad in Thailand they've appointed a geordie as Prime Minister. This is actually true and not one of my usual punchless jokes.

so here's a few new phrases that wont be in your travel guide -

yoo tee nai muppitt wid a mullet (Where is keegan?)

yoo tee nai can tekka leak marra (Where is toillet?)

nak-tu-ra-kit downa pit (i work as a miner)

ya get the jist boyo,

stay safe and remember if you get Split up all you got to do say 'well ai man wor lass is purely belta an a loost ha in de toon, she's way high man, propper beaut, ana rekkon she be lewkin for me too, d ya know where da bobby shop is?' and if that doesnt work tell them the stadium of light is the home of legends and peter reid is a god.

stay safe and have a good christmas.
ben n tash

written by  benjamin 'eight2eight and fully licensed and ready to go' Azadi on December 16, 2008