Helen, I am not sure whether it was...

Helen,
I am not sure whether it was Lenardo DiCaprio or Lenardo DaVinci that has offened my sensibilities or more properly yours. However, I do have Scotland Yard identifying the fingerprints and when the individual is discovered then I intend to pursue the issue to the full extent of whatever you have been drinking. In fact, it is becoming clear that it would have been easier for the parents to have purchased life membership in Jaxx than have had to follow your wild adventures from afar. Hopefully Malayasia and Singapore will slow the excess but I suspect the bars in Sydney are stocking up. I Hope you enjoy the sub aqua.....at least it makes a change from the alcohol.
Much love,
The Murphy Dad

Heading South?