Clearly they entered the water without the intention of surviving (ie. an emo) and would have been devastated when they resurfaced. "Oh shit... *cry*"

Or they were thrown in by a pack of mobsters where the intention of the mobsters was for them to not resurface.
"hahha... cop that mobsters, it's actually really safe *flips bird*"
"oh, shit. should have put concrete boots on as well".

Bottom line, you're a girls dick for not jumping in yourself.

written by  Benny Fuckin Carland on June 18, 2007