Coping With Stress

Aforementioned John And Two Labs

It hurt because it was ATTACHED TO MY FUCKING HEAD!!

It is a clinically proven fact that lesbians can't function without some small amount of crisis in their lives. The scientific term is Dramaticus Rugmunchus, or Lesbian Drama, and if we don't have this we go out and find something to give us cause for grief such as sleeping with the biggest bull dyke on the scenes ex girlfriend or dating a known psychopath. I like my face the shape it is so to get my stress fix I decided to send my goon damaged passport off for renewal at the last possible minute which means that with less than three weeks until I have to leave the country its still not back.

I still don't have a New Zealand working holiday visa but I do have flights to Fiji which should in theory relax me but I ain't going anywhere without this little book containing the worst photo of me ever taken apart from that time I passed out by the river in Perth and Raz sat on my head with his pants down and took pictures. Goon has alot to answer for.

Damn this genetic addiction to drama I have, if only I could live without some small amount of crisis in my life then maybe I wouldn't be turning slowly grey at the age of (coughs)27(coughs).

Give thanks for Loreal.

written by  Koala Bear on April 20, 2008 from Brisbane, Australia
from the travel blog: Sod Off Great Big Mission Round Oz
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